The town is about to lose it’s insurance! Really, Jade, and you know this how? A little birdie told you? And how would the little birdie know?
Here’s what we know. A little birdie named Doug called the League of Cities and Towns asking whether the town was about to lose its insurance. Guess what he got? No answer. Only an idiot would think that the league would know that information and only an enormous idiot would think the league would share that information if the league had it.
Here’s what else we know, no insurance company will ever discuss the status of someone else’s policy even if the the someone else is a government. Insurance companies have a fiduciary duty to their clients and there is no way they are going to breach that duty and risk the hefty fines for disclosing any information about their insured.
What makes this statement even more obviously bullshit is that the town has yet to lose a lawsuit. Even the ones that Jade filed and which were summarily crapped on and tossed out like yesterday’s copy her her “newspaper.”
The Chief went to CRIT to get his old job back after Alex told him he was being fired but was going to be given time to find a new job so he could keep his certification. Really? And who told you this? Another birdie?
Here’s what we know. Nobody loses their certification as a police officer merely by being fired from a job. This alone reveals this statement to be an outright lie.
But, what if it were true? If it’s true then there’s no longer any reason to elect the three horsemen of Quartzsite’s apocalypse. The chief is getting fired anyway, so what purpose will they serve?
The Quartzsite Liars Club never lied and they’ve passed polygraphs to prove it! Really? Another little birdie tell you this or was it one of the liars themselves?
Here’s what we know. Some, not all, of the Club found work. This means that some of them were subject to a pre-employment polygraph. There is no reason that such a polygraph would ask specific questions about the unsigned whiny missive that they all concocted to be sent to AZPOST. So, the fact that some of them have apparently passed a pre-employment polygraph doesn’t mean shit. In fact, to pass they could just as easily have admitted that they filed the complaint against Gilbert and didn’t have the facts to back up their allegations.
Here’s what else we know. They all sued the town to prevent a polygraph which would have asked the relevant questions. So, whether they would have passed that polygraph we’ll never know.
Here’s what else we know. Not everyone who applied for a job passed the pre-employment polygraph.
Jerry has vowed to get all of them if he gets elected! Really? And who exactly is “them?” And how would he go about getting them?
Only one mayor in the past five years has considered himself Quartzsite’s dictator. Only one mayor in the past five years has claimed to be more important than the Council as a whole. Only one mayor in the past five years has tried to use his office to serve those who elected and fuck those who didn’t. It wasn’t Jerry. We had our turn with a clownish dictator in office. Let’s not make that mistake again.
If Teri Gilford’s word got out (we were shown a page capture from Facebook where she advises a nonresident that all she has to do to vote is vote absentee, no need to be a real resident), we don’t doubt that we will be looking at another dark time with Ed Foster running roughshod over the council meetings bellowing that they are his meetings subject to his rules, the Council be damned. Even if that happens, we’ll just be glad not to hear Jade’s grating voice repeating rumors that she likely made up as if they were fact.
We can’t remember who said it, but we overheard someone at lunch the other day say “the smartest thing to ever come out of Jade’s mouth is Richard Oldham’s cock.” We don’t know if that really ever happened, but if it did it would be the smartest thing any of us ever heard of escaping her gaping maw.