Jade, You Ignorant Slut* Pt Deux

Posted: 19 December, 2011 in Uncategorized

You may think you know who and what the Bagger is, but then you think you know so very many things about which you really have no clue.  The Bagger is a force.  The Bagger knows more than any one person could ever know.  The Bagger is legion and eternal.  Look to your left.  Now to your right.  Can you see us.  We’m there.  Watching everything you do.  The only time we’re not there is when you are alone – or undressed – the Bagger has a weak stomach.

*Jade may or may not actually be a slut.  The Bagger has neither the courage nor the desire to discover for certain.

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